How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope