How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope