How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !