How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.