How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.