Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.