They're always rushin.
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the resistance of both drop when doped.
Got dope
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
One's gotta pee.
Bury a blonde.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Because he was dying to do so.
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Punjabi-ng.
He wanted to make some doe!
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
With a broom and a dustpan.
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Say "Get out of the pool."
It was Bin-Laden
