How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..