What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.