What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.