What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you