What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.