Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.