Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.