What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

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What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.