Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.