How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.