Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!