His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Let us spray.
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
Scissor me timbers!
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
Old.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Swab the deck!