How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!