Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!