Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!