Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!