Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.