Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.