Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.