Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Who won the race?

Society.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Olympic Games Jokes More Olympic Games Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.