Who won the race?

Society.

Previous Random Joke Next

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Who races the most?

The rasit!

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Who won the race?

Society.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.