Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!