Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."