Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY