Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.