Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Solar Panel Jokes More Solar Panel Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.