How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.