How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side