How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?