What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'