What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.