What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.