To keep their nuts dry.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It died.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
A nut house.
A one night stand with Jesus
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
A bulldozer.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
The Inter-nyet.
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
Tulips on your organ.
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Tour-ettes :)
I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".
Cell phones.
