To keep their nuts dry.
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Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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It died.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
A nut house.
Birds of Pray
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
He lost his SANTAty
Cuz you'd be snowed-in
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.
A bunch of sissies.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Quien?
To keep its nuts dry.
so it wont get its nuts wet
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
