To keep their nuts dry.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It died.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
A nut house.
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
Because they never get out of their shell
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Happy new ears Eve!
Anti amine's
Who says they're acting "
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
A real hootenanny!
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
A bunch of sissies.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
He cuts them short.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.