Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.