Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!