Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!