What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.