What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!