Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit