Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.