Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill