What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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They both only really work on paper

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"