What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper