What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.