What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway