How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.