What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk