What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...