How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !