How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.