How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.