What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!