What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!