What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.