Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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WASWAS.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet