Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet