What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow?

Cowlin Mockery

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs