Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Montreal Canadians Jokes More Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.