Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab