Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.