Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Who drives it?

The officer.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.