What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Who drives?

The police officer

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time