What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time