What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.