What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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Mourning Wood

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Steve Jobs went underground.

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!