What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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I really like your logger rhythm!

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.