What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

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What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.