What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.