What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.