What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.